Saturday night, Sydney resumed their cavalcade of mediocrity by becoming Paartalu’s bitch, although sometimes you could had been mistaken thinking that they were actually Henrique’s bitch or maybe even McKay’s bitch. In fact, almost any Brisbane name is interchangeable as the Roar served Sydney in every element of football last weekend. What parallel universe have I stumbled in to where that statement is actually factual? For Sydney fans, we were submerged in suck from the 1st to the 90th and the only reasonable explanation for our sudden loss of form is that we are under a gypsy curse where we are simultaneously possessed by the spirits of David Zdrilic, Alex Salazar and Max Vieri suffering from multiple sclerosis. I can honestly copy and paste any paragraph from the previous article and it can easily apply here because it was the exact same game except with orange shirts and lessoned expectations of defending our championship. Sydney are so bad, they are like a stereotype of a stereotype. Hoover are trying to patent their suck. Were they always this heinous or did my standards just raise tenfold?

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A few weeks ago we had protestants, plate smashers and poms come out here to embarrass Sydney on their own turf but sorry to break it to you guys, but they were doing a good job by themselves by hiring sex offenders, giving rangas a sense of importance by promoting them into their leadership group, and playing in front of crowds that are as big as your average taxi attendance. Now the regular season is commencing and we are discovering that the suck wasn’t a momentary lapse. After a certain 3 points were taken away against Melbourne, with the downfall of a 2-goal buffer being mastermind by an over glorified Victorian state league player in under a mere 7 minutes, Sydney can now claim they’ve lost to a team who’s strongest starting xi looks like a nomination for the worst a-league side of all time. Yes, Sydney lost to North Queensland and North Queensland is the ghost of Christmas past. Losing to them is like losing to our 2007 reserve team.

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No one gives a shit.